Bury Me in Whole Foods

When I die, bury me in Whole Foods,
that I might look upon the glistening bundles of organic parsley
(gluten free)
the tidy bars of paper-encased soaps
(dairy free)
the hooded samples of all-corn tortilla chips
(dye free)
the blue-capped nut butters
(paraben free)
the ribbed pats of salmon resting on their skins
(fat free)
the lines of parked Subarus
(oil free)
the college hipsters, arms full of Annie’s, cracking sugar free and drinking Kombucha at checkout.
(nut free).

 

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