Good evening, everyone. I write to you from the pit of despair that is sitting behind a desk on a Friday night. It’s not the job, really; it’s the fact that I’ve had a startlingly efficient day, and while that was fine and good while it lasted, I’m at the point where I want to leave campus. I’ve been here since 9 a.m., and I’m officially ready to ship out. Ship out to a shrimp and white wine birthday party, that is. My, but college parties are classy these days. I’m dressing up and everything.
The distinguished alumni banquet is going on across the hall. I hear clapping, the clink of the fine silverware that the students don’t get to use, and occasionally, the door will open and a mother, dressed to the nines, will walk out, tugging her cranky child behind her. They walk around the Student Center, mother pointing to a painting, or a room: “I used to study in there all the time.” “My friend Tony-wonder where he is now?-broke his wrist trying to scale that wall with a bottle of wine and three packs of Twinkies.”
There was an awkward moment a few minutes ago, when two gentlemen came up to the desk. “Is KUMM still in the basement?” they asked. And then, after noticing the fancy to-do in Oyate: “What’s going on in there?”
“It’s an alumni banquet,” I said, purposefully leaving off the ‘distinguished.’
“What kind of alumni?”
Darn. “Um, distinguished alumni, I think it is.”
They looked at each other and laughed. “No wonder we weren’t invited!”
Generally, I like having all of these alumni around. It’s Homecoming this week, so naturally they’ve come in droves, driving minivans plastered with UMM stickers, or shiny sports cars that betray nothing but their present success.
I like to watch them walk the campus, exclaiming about one thing or another, and envying (so I imagine) the students, for whom college isn’t over yet. It’s a little strange, the divide between us and them. We all went to UMM, we all adore it, but the generational gap still stands. They protested the Vietnam War, brought their dates back to the dorms before curfew. We fight against the Marriage Amendment, play Quidditch on the Mall, check Facebook fifty times a day. Now, they have to ask us where the bathrooms are, have to follow campus maps and tour guides as if they were incoming freshmen again.
It’s funny to think that in a year, I’ll be among them.