1. A 24-pack of Coke, when dropped from the height of an average person’s clutching arms to the waxy white linoleum, can spray sticky pop astounding distances. (For once, I wasn’t the one who dropped it)
2. Grades are in. Grades should not be shared in public places. Thus, I will not do so. (But hallelujah I did better in Grammar and Language than I could have ever imagined)
3. It doesn’t feel like Christmas to me yet. I don’t know what the problem is: the tree is up at home, I have most of my shopping done, and I work at Target, where an entire corner of the store is roped off that guests may toss rolls of wrapping paper at each other and elbow each other out for the last box of discount Christmas cards. I think the stress of finals stunts holiday enjoyment, but hopefully things will pick up soon.