You’ll hear me talk about this a lot, but I’ve always known Thursdays to be spectacular. There’s just something about them.
Maybe today’s general splendor had to do with the fact that yesterday, a compadre of mine posted on Facebook that he was at the Sherman Alexie meetngreet. I immediately commented, practically offering him my soul in exchange for an autograph. And you know what? I found out today that he got it. I have yet to see the dear thing, but rest assured, it will soon hang (framed, probably) above my bed. This is meant to read as inspirational, not creepy, by the way. I admire him as a writer, you guys. Yes, I may want to marry him. But only a little.
Continuing with the spectacular theme (albeit a different kind of spectacular), and for those of you who seem to like my Clumsy Barista sagas a little too much, here’s an incident that happened today:
Someone asked for a Mint Cooler, except they didn’t want coffee in it. Okay. White chocolate powder and a few pumps liquid white chocolate into the blender. Stir with spoon until mixture resembles thick icing. Then decide to let machine do the work; press ‘blend.’ Machine coughs twice and then comes to a sludgy-sounding stop. The sticky white chocolate mass has jammed up the blade. What now? Clearly we need some liquid in this thing, or it won’t work. Dump out goo. Try again with more liquid white chocolate, less powder. Feel nauseated by the amount of sugar in this drink. It doesn’t work anyway; dump into sink, spilling a little. Girl who ordered this disaster, who is waiting good-naturedly, trying not to laugh, tips me off that when other baristas make this drink for her, they usually just use milk instead of coffee. Oh. Milk, white chocolate powder, white chocolate liquid. Blend. Perfect. I give her a few extra Andes Mints on top to make up for her ten minute wait. Consider eating one myself, but it’s Lent, and some bozo decided to give up sweets. A rush starts up then, and I am kept busy until my replacement arrives and laughs at my mess: one gummy blender, one counter streaked with white chocolate powder, four Andes wrappers, several dirty spoons, a puddle of whipped cream and a half empty gallon of skim. I tell her I’ll clean it up. She looks relieved.